Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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