You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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