How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
