Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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