Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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