If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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