No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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