I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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