if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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