I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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