I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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