btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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