pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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