are you still at the devil's house?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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