So drunk its hurt
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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