Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
