Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why did my mother make you get naked?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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