The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There's always time for handjobs
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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