I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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