you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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