I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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