no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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