well most of my day revolves around power hour
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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