I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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