this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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