every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There are leaves in my underwear?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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