Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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