He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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