Ambien. No doubt about it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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