All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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