I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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