its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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