Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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