The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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