Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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