i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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