I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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