Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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