Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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