id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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