oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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