Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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