Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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