I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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