Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
zippers are such a cool invention
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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