they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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