Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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