Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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