Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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