absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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