wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
