When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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