first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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