Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize