from now on my penis is your penis
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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