Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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