she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
