he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
time to smoke my breakfast
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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